About Diane

Business systems architect. SaaS whisperer. Salesforce junkie. GTM fixer. Fiction realist. Dog person. Shoe Collector.
Occasional human duct tape when systems refuse to cooperate.

Things I've done:

Launched GTM systems that actually work.
Translated CEO visions into things that don’t break.
Built job-search AI agents out of sheer stubbornness (hi, Agent DR™).
Survived boardrooms, bad vendors, and one extremely unfortunate experience involving a cow.

Things I still do:

Collect WWII rabbit holes and shoes — both in industrial quantities.
Argue with AI agents I coded myself.
Welcoming a fourth dog.

This site is where my systems brain, fiction brain, and barely-contained impulse control collide.