Cow Happens

Sometimes you end up in the wrong place at the wrong time.

This page isn’t about Salesforce 🌀, Real Intelligence 🧠, or even Agent DR 🤖.

It’s about perspective 👀.

Because let’s be honest: sometimes the universe drops a steaming pile 💩 on your brand-new red snowsuit 🧣. You can get mad 😡 (understandable), you can wipe it off 🧻 (recommended), or you can laugh 😂 and turn it into a story worth telling.

That’s what this site is all about: taking the messes 🐄, misses 🎯, and missteps 🐾 — and scaling them into something unexpected 💫, useful 📈, and maybe even a little magical 🪄.